Well seeing "Where The Wild Things Are" is now being performed live at the NPWA shows, I thought i'd re-title my web write up and thus Welcome to Gary Wilds Silent Icy River. Unusual name i know, but there is a reason behind it that will become clear in time, so without further ado lets go!

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.... No not the soul song, but the meaning of the word, at one time professional wrestling ran purely on old school respect. Respect for the business, respect for the people in the business, respect for people who gave others a start in our wonderful sport and respect for time served wrestlers by rookies and kids who have been on the scene for literally two minutes.
It seems that all that is changing and changing fast, for example, I've been in a lot of locker rooms over the last Twelve months and the guys i've worked with who still run off that old school respect, I could count on one hand. Let's face it that just is'nt good enough. So anybody reading this who works as a pro wrestler and let's say you want to make wrestling what it once was in our great country, just remember and try to use the word as often as possible ..... RESPECT .... give it and you will get it back.

I'd like to talk about the most important things in pro wrestling for me .... THE FANS .... I'd say 99% of the fans are truly wonderful. They get involved by cheering the good guys and booing the baddies, but there is that 1% who just like to try to draw as many negatives as possible from shows they attend. I call them the "verbal Hitmen", but verbal hitmen just ask yourself could you do a better job than the wrestlers that you love to hate so much? mmmm thought not!!. So try getting behind us for a well deserved change, enough said.

Okay some NPWA goings on. We have a new world champion in the shape of Angel De' Souza, now i know Angel is a bad guy to the NPWA fans, but let me give you my view on this guy.
He is a fantastic wrestler, he is a superb in ring performer, he has loads of ability and charisma, and in my opinion one of the top guys on the UK circuit.
His only setback is that he has aligned himself with the devil incarnate Luke Marsden, believe me Angel get rid of Marsden before it's too late.
The simple equation is Luke Marsden = Heartache and Disaster.

You have been warned, now Adonis, you have accepted the fans and they love you, i can only see great things in the future for you my friend.
Slayer you used to suck, you still suck and let me take a stab in the dark at this one .... you will always suck.

Now a few things on NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 6, Friday July 27th at Mr Earl's Club. As Acting Governor, I've booked and confirmed the "wonderkid" Jonny Storm, The "Pukka One" Darren Burridge, and the "Pigman" Andy Hogg, but watch this space as i've TWO, yes TWO more names to confirm soon in a match that's going to be truely unique for the NPWA.
Trust me people this is one show you are not going to miss.

Now for something new. I'm going to do some 5 lists for you, hope you enjoy them, so until next time in the words of Michaela Strachen "STAY WILD".

5 Top NPWA Stars 5 who suck in NPWA
1. Paul Havoc (star with a bright future)
2. Angel De' Souza (champ and more to come)
3. Flash (big things this year)
4. Enigma (heart of a lion)
5. Adonis (another star about to shine)
1. Slayer (thicker than a Wigan Kebab)
2. Dread (fluked a Triple T title)
3. Luke Marsden (wears nurses uniforms)
4. D-Dogg (unreliable joker)
5. Adrian Myers (back-stabber)
 
5 Things to make UK wrestling great 5 Things to kill UK wrestling
1. People actually coming to shows
2. More T.V. coverage
3. Old school respect
4. A bit of loyalty
5. The North-South connection (of course !!)
1. Idiots stealing posters
2. Back-stabbers
3. Verbal hitmen
4. Unpaid critics
5. Kids trying to run federations
 
5 Interesting Tag Teams 5 Wrestlers and their look-a-likes
1. Dread + Demolition Smash (both look nicer with face paint)
2. Slayer + a cabbage (the cabbage could be the brains of the team)
3. Wilcat + Morrisey (quiffs r us)
4. Meatwhistle + Mick Foley(they could work out who's had the most gimmicks)
5. Luke Marsden + Paul O'Grady (allways nice to have a team of twins)
1. Sebb + Havoc/The Dudley Boys (Sebb get the tables)
2. Wildcat/Elvis Presley (well Elvis has been dead 30 years)
3. Bezz/Bezz (but he was looking into a mirror at the time)
4. Slayer/Monkian from thundercats (say no more)
5. Luke Marsden/Elizabeth II (two old queens !!)
 
5 NPWA stars and would be jobs 5 Lots of advice for NPWA stars
1. Slayer - Baggage handler (if you knew his missus)
2. D-Dogg - Garage worker (car might not break down as much then)
3. Dread - Anything he wants (after all everybody's got a price)
4. Jody Fliesch - Adult movie star (just trust me on this one)
5. Luke Marsden - Cigarette maker (the more fags he is with the better he feels)
1. Dread (leave bins alone)
2. Meatwhistle (leave pro wrestling alone)
3. Harry the fan (soap has been invented)
4. Bodycount (bring Phobia back)
5. Luke Marsden (Oxfam have just had a delivery of suits for you)
 
5 Did you knows 5 Sponsors for NPWA stars
1. Michael Jackson learned to moonwalk while creeping out of Luke Marsden's bedroom
2. Miss Demeanour was offered a part in a movie, but lassie objected and they got a real dog instead
3. Slayer's missus is so fat when she sat down they built a ring road around her and gave her a postcode
4. Ring announcer Alison King is no relation what-so-ever to author Stephen King ... Amazing
5. Luke Marsden thought he could dress as a woman to do the shows
1. Matt Jay (Sunsilk Shampoo)
2. Enigma (Fisons grow bags - sorry niggy)
3. D-Dogg (Paxes pies, Gateways pies, Heatons pies, Rolling pins pies)
4. Paul Havoc (Ginger nuts - The biscuits I mean!!)
5. Luke Marsden (www.villagepeople.com)