Oh well its been announced by Gary Wild that on June 22nd I will have to defend my NPWA World Title against Paul “Flash” Andrews at The Golden Rule in the NPWA’s debut in Newton Le Willows. Anyhow, I’m not one to kick up a fuss. BUT how the hell is Andrews the number one contender. What did he do on the last show in Haydock? Oh yes that’s right he lost his International Title. Granted he didn’t take the fall, but nevertheless he still lost. That’s what Andrews is you see a loser. And he always whinges to get beck into the title hunt. Where as I had to work damn hard to gain my first singles title. Overcame injury after injury, being held down. Until McManus decided to give me a shot. And now that I am the champion he wants to get the strap off me. Flash will just be another name on the long list if people of who I have defeated.
And anyway, Flash just doesn’t have what it takes to defeat me anyway. Before Golden Rule I will have already competed twice in the space of a week. Where as he will be sitting on his arse in the Silverwell contemplating on how he is going to defeat me.
Rant over on Flash, mainly because he isn’t worth it. Its NOC6 coming up soon. Why has my opponent not been named? I am the best in this company, the benchmark, the one the others should aspire to be. So McManus if you’re reading this. I don’t care who I have. Burridge, Storm or even The Pig Man Andy Hogg. I will take great pleasure in showing any of them why I am the NPWA Champion.
Or maybe I should make a challenge to that waste of space Gary Wild. Apparently he is going to return to the ring full time soon. Wow I can’t wait. Really I can’t. Because that means the people don’t have to sit through his mind numbingly boring talk show segments. Everybody knows that Mr Marsdens Words of Wisdom was far superior to the trip Wild subjected us too. So Wild if you have got the grapefruits to get it on with Angel D'Souza then bring it on.
I’m going to finish off by saying I better get the respect that I deserve around here. People better sit up and realise who is Number 1.